"Drewcifer"

Baby Drew is a very cute baby. However he is extremely naughty and loves to misbehave. Granted he is only A one year old, but he has a skill for trouble making. Julie put up a picture of "Drewzilla" as he is now called. This picture reminded me of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Maybe you can see the similarity, or maybe not. I can see him destroying N.Y.C in the near future though. We love you baby Drew!

I can't afford Socialized Healthcare, WWRD!

One cannot turn on the TV without being informed about the current health care bill that will change the face of medical care for the free world forever. This bill is being argued over and over by senior citizens at town halls and by people like me. As a tax payer and veteran I feel this "Public option" is nothing more than a government option to give me a death panel when I turn 65 and need major surgery. Socialized medicine scares me more than gun control. Reason being is that I can always bury my guns and ammo in the most unbelievable locations however my health care will be unattainable at any level.
I feel horrible for my parents who worked the same jobs and contributed to their 401k only to be thrown into the same government medical office as the %5 of America that would be classified as deadbeats or career unemployed. I can only imagine how infinitely higher the percentage of my generation that is already useless,lazy,without any job skills, and in short tax money vampires.
After traveling over several states and into many large cities I see America in decline(the East is not looking so good). America is in economic decay without a doubt, moral and criminal chaos is higher than it has ever been, but even worse is the giant pot of boiling cultures that has refused to take on the American idea of industry and hard work. Instead I see groups of scrupulous people who have no country,honor, or sense of community.
This social parasite refuses to learn a simple greeting or phrase in the country they are illegally employed and not paying taxes in. Every medium sized city in America has drug users, chain smokers , alcoholics, the morbidly obese, and all out career criminals numbering into the tens of thousands. I can't imagine the cost to cover career criminals, illegal aliens, and gang members with the same Doctors and options I have as an insured tax payer.
As unemployment broke %10 last month I wonder what the government plans on doing. The answer is clear, MORE CONTROL and LESS FREEDOM to choose. I can't afford Socialized health care from the same government that brought me FEMA, Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Monica Lewinsky scandal,gun control, HUD,Hurricane Katrina debit cards,bankrupt Social Security, and a current president who has yet to show ANY sort of birth certificate from any of the 50 states. (I just want to see the certificate, end of discussion.)
Oh by the way never trust a first term Senator/President/politician who tries to pass a 1000 page health care bill in two weeks(Superman can't read half that fast). Did I mention the cost is in the low Trillions now? Thats if the dollar is even worth anything after the stimulus.
I have a new love for Adobe Photo shop! Love them or hate them these pics rule. I figure since Janet Napolitano said "Veterans are at increasingly more risk for terrorist recruitment than any other group" why not have some fun with Photo shop??? There's plenty of pics with Republicans but since the Democrats are having their Waterloo in Health care here they are!

My Summer

Wow, I have not made a post since my last run in with natures Spanish speaking death germ. I am doing superb! I have been with Sara since the end of May and my life has never been better. It is so nice to finally have that special someone at my apartment when I get done with work. Also she is an awesome cook and her Italian chicken and rice makes my mouth water. Sara rocks and life is good, school is about to wreck my free time but all good slack time comes to an end. Alice Cooper was full of crap when he said"school's out forever!" Then again he always had a snake on his shoulder and was on more Angel dust than Rick James.

Humble Pie

After my last post I had a little bit of a run in with one of the items bashed within its paragraphs. It wasn't with Mexican cartels, despite my best efforts for armed confrontation.
I started feeling like I had a scratchy allergy throat last Monday night. Sara(my hot girlfriend), says to me that she thinks I'm getting sick. I dismiss this and continue on my way. That night I got a huge fever and kept it for almost three days. She finally took me to the Doctor on Wednesday and I get the throat and nose swab. I literally cough in the ladies face who took the sample. Twenty minutes later the Doc comes in and won't get anywhere near me. He tells me I have Type A flu. He then draws out a diagram and says the only type of flu going around from Type A is the dreaded Swine Flu. I looked at him like he must be joking and that it's not nice to joke about such a thing. I am thinking this right as he hands me a face mask and sends me on my merry way. Apparently I got lucky, there is only one type of Anti-viral that still fights Swine Flu and I luckily am not allergic to it.
That was easily the sickest I've ever been my entire life. That fever is sooo brutal it belongs at a Dethklok concert! Now I'm doing fine but still coughing up lots of weird stuff. The moral of the story is, don't blog about global pandemics that you can easily get. This was a decent serving of humble pie!

Mexico, Swine Flu, and Cartels. "VIVA MEXICO!!"

I have to agree with Joe on this one, Swine Flu is being blown way out of proportion. I think it is an epidemic at current but far from a global pandemic. The last time I checked HIV was killing 40 million humans not Swine Flu. I fear that it will mutate, much like everything else in Mexico. If you have not watched Telemundo lately I would encourage you not to.
Every exaggeration and stereo typing done on Mexico is absolutely %100 true. Bumble Bee Man on the Simpson's is a spitting image of any given character on Mexican TV. Generalisimo on 30 Rock is also right on the money for Latin American TV.
I would say in general Mexico is possibly the only place on planet Earth where you get crappier TV than Russia, worse diarrhea than the Middle East, and stomach staple surgeries with horse steroids from the same doctor for under $1,000.

So let's review the damage, aside from the drunk Mexicans pictured in the slide below....

1-Disney movies suck(this has been my opinion my entire life). "Babe" the pig came from Mexico and is no doubt a carrier of Swine Flu, at least in the directors cut anyway. Totally lame movie, even for the rug rats. At least the infected monkey in the movie Outbreak was totally bad ass! The infected monkey even pulled of a Clint Eastwood style escape from the pet shop! All Disney could muster was a pig, a frog, and some queer looking bird on a gay 90 minute homo adventure, nice....

2- The best thing to ever happen to Mexican PR is Bumble Bee Man. He has more heart than the guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Obama has alot of empty cabinet slots and BBM would be an excellent choice for Secretary of the I.N.S. I'll even bet money that BBM paid more in taxes than Geitner, Rangle, and Daschle put together. (Did I mention BBM doesn't exist in real life? Much like the latter's tax contributions.)


3- America has its gang and drug problems, but in Mexico, the gang and drug cartels have free reign in anything they wish. I can't stop thinking about how lame gangs are in general.(This is a hardcore cartel gang pictured below, possibly in Texas somewhere.)

4-Some might say "Adam, be careful saying that, they might be upset if they hear that". To that I say, Mom leave me alone! You totally didn't knock on my door first before entering with my laundry, and you don't know how many room rules you are breaking right now! Then she looks around for a while to make sure I'm not "doing the Marijuana".

Okay so maybe I don't live with my mom or let her do my laundry, but that's what would have been said had she came into my apartment offering her tidbits of "Helpy Helperton" information. My mom rules! Did I mention that me and my sister Julie decided years ago that Trudy is also a "Robo-Hostess" to our friends and guests growing up? It's true, best mom ever.
Sorry this last paragraph was not Mexico related, please forgive me for my incredulity. ( Super Sweet off limits Kitty picture though right?)

Combat Engineering

I've been done with active duty for over a year now. The Army Reserve isn't so bad now that I look at it. Coming from elite units in the Army I have a huge tendency to think I'm better and know more than Reservists. But last weekend we went out to Camp Williams in Draper and did some cool stuff.
As a Combat Engineer we clear and set minefields, dismantle roadside bombs, and make conventional armies hate life. I have never played with more explosives and been more excited to play with clay. Only this clay(not really clay but more of a taffy) can blow steel I-beams in half with the right skill.
The first day we went from our base to the drop off point in armored personnel carriers. We dismounted and walked 5-6 clicks. It was here where we blew up a footbridge, made anti-personnel bombs with C4 and screws, and listened to the massive explosions from close up. Not a bad field problem in my opinion. You can't really have a bad weekend when you detonate hundreds of pounds of C4 plastic explosive on whatever you feel is threatening.

Myspace is retarded.

Well after reading the URL name of my blog no doubt you suspect that I am an "R-Tard" as the World of Warcraft players would call them. World of Warcraft(which I am most certainly NOT a player of) will no doubt be slammed by me in a future posting, for now I must conquer Myspace.
Myspace...the master key for hook ups and booty callings. This site has been used by fellow troops to secure strange meetings with strange,mulleted women throughout the South. I retired my page about a year ago and have not looked back since.
I figure since everyone else has a blog spot I might as well jump on board. As much as I love being solicited by old women and teen girls on Myspace I figure there has to be a better way to keep up with friends and family. Also its great to have my own web address with something Mad Max related.
Enjoy,
The Management

If Obama wants to win me over during an energy crisis he would appoint Master Blaster to Secretary of Energy. Remember "no energy, no town"!