Saturday, April 25, 2009

Myspace is retarded.


Well after reading the URL name of my blog no doubt you suspect that I am an "R-Tard" as the World of Warcraft players would call them. World of Warcraft(which I am most certainly NOT a player of) will no doubt be slammed by me in a future posting, for now I must conquer Myspace.
Myspace...the master key for hook ups and booty callings. This site has been used by fellow troops to secure strange meetings with strange,mulleted women throughout the South. I retired my page about a year ago and have not looked back since.
I figure since everyone else has a blog spot I might as well jump on board. As much as I love being solicited by old women and teen girls on Myspace I figure there has to be a better way to keep up with friends and family. Also its great to have my own web address with something Mad Max related.
Enjoy,
The Management

If Obama wants to win me over during an energy crisis he would appoint Master Blaster to Secretary of Energy. Remember "no energy, no town"!

3 comments:

  1. You are a genius. I can't wait to follow this blog.

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  2. Adam, the real question is who really ran Bartertown, master or blaster? (you cannot answer both!). This is going to be fun. I look forward to a "Legend of Billie Jean" post in the near future on how the saying "fair is fair" still means something in our post 9/11 world.

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  3. That profile picture about gave me and Targhee a heart attack. That had to have been staged. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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